“I’ve never heard men’s voices for this long a period of time in the course of a day. I just don’t listen to men talking for this long.” – My mother’s reaction when I put SportsCenter on for about five hours over Thanksgiving weekend

 

“Even if I get last, they’re gonna do a 250 dollar prize money for last and I really would want to spend it on donuts.” – 11-year-old Australian junior surfing champ Sabre Norris